No Offense Teachers, but we don't like your homework:

I couldn't do my homework because:

• I died
• My parents made me stay home
• I got kicked out of class, so i didn't get the assignment
• I was Instant messaging for three hours. When i came back, my homework hadn't done itself yet!!!
• I was mugged by a hobo in Boston and they stole my homework
• I couldn't find the remote and leaving the tv on would be wasting electricity so I continued to watch